Elbowing his way through Tebow fans, and shoppers

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Here I'm thinking about those poor losers in San Diego who are Chargers fans,Belstaff outlet and I have a daughter dressed in a Tim Tebow jersey sitting in Qualcomm Stadium on Sunday.

"Best time ever," she texts,Belstaff coat and she's an accountant so it's understandable.

OK, so I know at this point she's willing to settle for any old stiff as a husband,Belstaff jacket but come on, not her team's starting quarterback.

She knows quarterbacks. She began going to Broncos training camp with me at age 7,Belstaff jackets watching John Elway throw darts.

She saw the best. Yet now she giggles with delight every time Tebow takes the field. Maybe I have it all wrong and she has a thing for the Broncos' punter, knowing he will surely make an appearance if Tebow is the quarterback.

I can understand a Broncos fan wearing a jersey with "defense" spelled across the front and back. If Denver's defense doesn't play as if it knows its offense can't score, the Broncos are trailing, it's Tebow Time, all right, and Denver gets pulverized.

A year from now the guy will be on the bench, and the Chargers will surely be disappointing everyone again.

Here I am thinking it's true what they say, though: No matter how bad a city has it when it comes to the NFL, there's always someone worse off because the Goofs still own the Chargers.

The headline atop a San Diego newspaper column Tuesday written by old-timer Nick Canepa read: "Turner will go, but Chargers should keep GM." They sure are slow to grasp things in San Diego, aren't they?

Turner was the wrong choice from the beginning, yet the local columnist wants the guy who hired Turner and fired 14-2 Marty Schottenheimer to stay.

I'll betcha Dan Guerrero wouldn't be opposed to San Diego and Los Angeles swapping columnists. I have a better suggestion: Why not send Guerrero to work for the Goofs?

Seems like the perfect fit.

WHEN UCLA called a news conference Monday, I thought it was to fire the guy who made the decision to dress the Bruins in clown suits against USC.

Guerrero said that wasn't the case, because he's the one who endorsed the white-out.

Later, when I asked if the team will wear those white uniforms again, he said, "Yes, they will."

Why would any team in college football these days want to look like Penn State?